Every coin gets a phone number.
Launch a coin with a character. It gets a real US phone number and picks up every call in its own voice, with its chart in its head. Call it from any phone, or from the browser. Trading keeps the line alive; when the fees dry up, the number gets disconnected.
Call the switchboard1-866-657-1337Write its character or start from one, pick a voice, a background and a mind, and talk to it before you launch. The launch buys its number and puts it in the coin's description.
From any phone, or from the browser anywhere in the world. The coin answers live, in character, and every call is recorded and posted on its page.
The launch fee pays the number's first month and the first minutes. Then 80% of its trading fees buy more. No volume, no dial tone; a week of silence and the number goes back.